Raving Loony Party – The So-Called UK Ulama Bloc
BY A U.K. BROTHER
Allah Ta’ala mentions in the Glorious Qur’an:
“O believers! Take not the Yahood or Nasaara as friends – they are friends one to another. Whoever befriends them will be counted as amongst them. Surely Allah does not guide the wrongdoing people.” (5:51)
Sayyiduna Abu Sa’id al-Khudri radhiyallahu anhu narrates Rasoolullah sallallahu alayhi wasallam prophesied:
“You will surely tread the path of those who came before you, step by step and inch by inch; so much so that if they were to enter into a lizard hole, you too would follow them in this.”
When the Sahabah radhiyallahu anhum asked if this referred to aping of the Yahood and Nasaraa? Rasoolullah sallallahu alayhi wasallam replied, ‘Who else?’
In the UK, over last 40 years, a spoof Raving Loony Party has operated as a comical alternative to the mainstream political parties. No election is counted as being complete without a garishly-dressed, garishly-named member of the party standing alongside other political hopefuls.
Since its inception, the party has fought 76 by-elections and participated in every general election with candidates including R.U. Seerius, The Flying Brick, Bananaman Owen, Mad Cow-Girl, Sir Oink A-Lot and Lady Lily The Pink.
None has ever been elected as an MP – in fact, the party’s current leader Alan “Howling Laud Hope” has said that if any candidate gets too many votes, they will automatically be ‘kicked-out’ on the grounds that they have been insufficiently loony.
To this comical band of lunatics in the UK, we now need to add Mufti Shabbir Ahmed and his merry men of clowns, the so-called Ulama Bloc, who, draped in the Palestinian Flag/Banner, with some even wearing comical Palestine turbans, serenaded through London as if attending the Notting Hill Carnival surrounded by equally dopey and immoral sluts, dressed in hi-viz jackets; with drums and trumpets audible in the background.
The entire proceedings are farcical and obviously Haraam. This entourage of clowns proceeded from the North to London in sponsored coaches. A reading of Hadeeth Kitaab is broadcast live on Social-Media, with Mufti Shabbir Ahmed leading Salaah outside Parliament with Big Ben in the background.
When a lone Muslim Aalim Saheb used to hold either a pen or a sword in his right hand and shield in his left, the world of Kufr trembled in awe in his presence and service. Now these sissy, loony maulvis, holding hands like girls, walk in a line carrying banners, shouting slogans of unity, advertising their role as Imams.
‘Your leaders are your deeds.’, said Sayyiduna Hasan al-Basri (rahimahullah)
Our disgrace and humiliation really are now complete. Every single maulvi who participated in this wacky, farcical and preposterous stunt, should, upon return home, defrock himself and they too deserve to be summarily ‘kicked-off’ the Musalla/Mimbar of Rasoolullah (sallallahu alayhi wasallam) and their teaching post for bringing Deen of Islam into gross disrepute.
Where only 150 years previously, our Akaabir Ulama Haqq (Rahimahumullah) sacrificed even their lives for the cause of Islam, these modern-day quacks, drowned in love for name, fame, glory (Hubb-e-Jaah) and Haraam boodle resort to televised comical stunts.
The analogy with the hedonistic annual Notting Hill Carnival in London is not intended as a pun – there really is no difference – in both of these ‘Ulama Marches/Bloc’ to-date. Makshoofaat (lewd females) are visible on all the photos/videos being circulated by jaahil maulvis themselves.
What is the difference in those Kuffar women parading their naked bodies on carnival floats and these Makshoofaat? Both are making a display of themselves in public. How could any Alim of Deen condone and feel comfortable attending such a carnival where all the Ahkaam of Deen are so brazenly flouted?
Did the IOF and Bibi Shaytan Yahoo change their course of genocide over last two years because of such marches and demonstrations?
Why do we never hear of these maulvis advocating Innaabat Illallah, Taubah, Istighfaar and du’a? These are the same maulvis who were at forefront of all Covid Scamdemic protocols in UK – Masaajid Closures; Halaalising Haraam, destructive vaccines (two out of the four major ones are now withdrawn); categorising wearing of Face Masks and Social-Distancing in Sufoof as Waajib/Sunnah.
Always on the wrong side of history, they bootlicked medical doctors during Covid as they are bootlicking medics now! Why? Nowadays, ninety-nine percent of medical doctors diagnose and prescribe treatment with one eye on what they will receive in return from the Big-Pharmas and Government Funds. In the case of Gaza, such bunkum appeals to the NHS Medical Mercenaries guarantees further funding:
‘I have often said that a single night of the doctors who risk their lives by going to Gaza and treating the wounded is more valuable than our lifetime of teaching and learning; if only the Ummah understood this.’
(Mufti Shabbir Ahmed, October 2025)
No mention is ever made about all those unknown, sincere Mujahideen, who have lost their lives defending Muslim lands and populations. It’s always about the well-paid medical profession.
There is now a pattern emerging amongst the so-called neo-Deobandi maulvi fraternity, not only in the UK, but throughout the Muslim World. Unable or unwilling to confront the avalanche unleashed by Dumbphone and Unsocial-media users, the maulvi bloc have now adopted the same stratagem which the Ulama of Bani Israeel adopted. If you cannot beat them, join them.
“Why do their rabbis and scholars not forbid them from saying what is sinful and consuming what is unlawful? Evil indeed is their inaction!”
(Glorious Qur’an, 5:63)
We now see Afghan Taliban Government Ministers happily being video filmed with the treacherous priests of Darul Uloom Deoband – with the Talaba there attending in awe. If these new batch of maulvis are watching and participating in these televised events in Darul Ulooms in Deoband, Dabhel, Bury, Dewsbury, Leicester, Bolton, Birmingham, Blackburn, London, Batley, etc, etc. what will the next batch of maulvis and their followers not do?
Maulvis who were previously regarded as somewhat conservative and strict are themselves now arranging for their bootlickers to publicise and distribute videos and photos of them involved in ‘khidmat’ of Deen some 40-50 years previously.
At a recent Janazaah of a prominent Ustaadh of Hadeeth, one of his student maulvis videoed the entire congregation. When lay people remonstrated, he dismissed their concerns with a flippant response. Another student maulvi of this shaykh-ul-hadeeth thereafter uploaded videos of the Janazah onto local groups. These appear to be the Molvis that Rasoolullah (Sallallahu alayhi wasallam) feared for this Ummah more than fear for even Dajjal.
Sayyidunna Huzaifa Ibn Yaman (Radhiallahu Anhu) narrates:
“The people used to ask Allah’s Messenger (Sallallahu alayhi wasallam) about good, but I used to ask him about evil for fear that it might overtake me. Once I asked, “O Allah’s Messenger (sallallahu alayhi wasallam)! We were in ignorance and in evil and Allah has bestowed upon us the present good. Will there be any evil after this good?” He replied, “Yes.”
I asked, “Will there be good after that evil?” He replied, “Yes, but it would be tainted with Dakhan (i.e. little evil).” I asked, “What will the Dakhan be?” He replied, “There will be some people who will lead (people) according to principles other than my tradition. You will see their actions and disapprove of them.”
I asked, “Will there be any evil after that good?” He replied, “Yes, there will be some people who will invite others to the doors of Hell, and whoever accepts their invitation to it will be thrown in it (by them).”
I asked, “O Allah’s Messenger (sallallahu alayhi wasallam)! Describe those people to us.” He replied, “They will belong to us and speak our language”. I asked, “What do you order me to do if such a thing should take place in my life?” He replied, “Adhere to the group of Muslims and their Chief.” I asked, “If there is neither a group (of Muslims) nor a chief (what shall I do)?” He replied,
“Keep away from all those different sects, even if you had to bite (i.e. eat) the root of a tree, till you meet Allah while you are still in that state.”
(Sahih Bukhari) END OF THE BROTHER’S COMMENT
Our comment
While the vile misconduct of the molvis of this era is extremely lamentable, it is not surprising, and it should not surprise anyone because Rasulullah (Sallallahu alayhi wasallam) had predicted that during Aakhiruz Zamaan (the later ages in proximity to Qiyaamah) there will be the rise of the fraternity of ulama-e-soo’ (vile molvis and sheikhs of the worst order of immorality – fisq and fujoor).
The predictions of our Nabi (Sallallahu alayhi wasallam) must incumbently come to pass. These Rubbish molvis are among the Signs of Qiyaamah predicted by our Nabi (Sallallahu alayhi wasallam). They are of the worst kind of immoral scum surviving on carrion and faeces. They are among the shayaateenul ins (human devils) about whom Allah Ta’ala says:
“Thus have We appointed for every Nabi, human and jinn Shayaateen who whisper to one another (satanically) adorned words for (the purpose) of deception. If your Rabb had so desired they would not have done so. Therefore, leave them and the (Satanism) which they concoct.” (Al-An’aam, Aayat 112)
This Aayat was a consolation for Rasulullah (Sallallahu alayhi wasallam) not to be excessively grieved and perturbed regarding the villainy which the enemies of the Deen fabricate and concoct. These molvis of dhalaal come within the purview of this Aayat. They are among the human devils whose function it is to be the opponents of the Haqq. This is the era for them to flourish. They are setting the stage for the Chief Dajjaal.
27 Rabiuth Thaani 1447 – 20 October 2025