STANDARD BANK’S BOGUS ‘SHARIAH COMPLIANT’ FIXED DEPOSIT ACCOUNT
“Those who devour riba do not stand except like him whom shaitaan has driven to madness by his touch. This is because they say: ‘Trade is like riba.’ However, Allah has permitted trade and has forbidden riba.” (Al-Baqarah, Aauat 275)
Takhabbutush Shaitaan (Satanic Madness) is the disease with which all kuffaar banks and all so-called ‘shariah’ boards of molvis/sheikhs are affected. Shaitaan has gripped their brains. He has urinated in the brains of these rotten molvis/sheikhs/muftis who halaalize the haraam riba products of the conventional banks. They are all under the spell of Iblees.
Muslims should not be deceived by the utilization of Islamic sounding terminology with which these vile banks and Ibleesi moron ‘muftis’ are halaalizing and passing off as ‘shariah’ compliant. Nothing of these banks is shariah compliant. All their products halaalized by these vile scum masquerading as ‘muftis’ are haraam riba dealings being marketed under camouflage of Islamic terminology such as shirkat, mudhaarabah, etc. Do not be fooled. There is no need to become befuddled by the stinking shaitaani ‘fatwas’ issued by these rotten jaahil ‘muftis’ who are involved in such sins which are “70 times worse than fornicating with one’s own mother in the Ka’bah’. That is the sin of RIBA.
These rubbish, rascal moron ‘muftis’ have bartered away their Imaan down the sewer drain for the haraam boodle crumbs the banks pay them. Understand well that the riba banks of Iblees pay lucratively for ‘fatwas’ of jawaaz (permissibility), not for fatwas of prohibition. These rubbish shaitaani moron ‘muftis’ are required to bake, force and fraud ‘fatwas’ to render the bank’s riba products ‘halaal’ by any hook and crook. They are all crooks of the same feather.
These vile ‘muftis’, agents of Iblees, are pursuing the monetary objectives of their nafs in the name of the Deen. They are veritable signs of Qiyaamah. The likes of these agents of shaitaan come within the purview of the Hadith:
“The dunya will be pursued (and acquired) with the amal of the Aakhirah.”
They are using Islamic-Deeni terminology to market the haraam riba products of the banks of Iblees.
Never invest in these banks. Do not be fooled by the ‘fatwas’ of these filthy, moron ‘mufti’ agents of Iblees. The savings account model offered by Standard Bank is the very same as the usual conventional account. It is only old wine in another bottle of delusion. Do not be fooled and deceived by the colour of the bottle. It contains the same faeces and urine in which the banks deal.These moron ‘muftis’ are like SANHA and MJC who halaalize carrion and pork. They are of the same ilk.
30 Muharram 1447 – 26 July 2025